Short Marriage Women Jokes You Will Like

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said," Dust!"

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

If you want your wife to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

More Short Q and A funny women jokes

Q&A Short Woman Joke 1:

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it

Q&A Short Woman Joke 2:

Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

Q&A Short Woman Joke 2:

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Q&A Short Woman Joke 2:

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Short Q&A Women Jokes

Q&A Joke 1:

What do a carpet and a woman have in common?
If you lay them right the first time you can then walk all over them later.

Q&A Joke 2:

Want to hear a good joke?
Women's rights.

Q&A Joke 3:

Why did the woman cross the road?
It does not matter. Why was she out of the kitchen?

Q&A Joke 4:

Why can't a woman ski?
Because there is no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Q&A Joke 5:

How can you tell if the wife is dead?
The sex is absolutely the same but the dishes simply pile up.

Q&A Joke 6:

Why don't women need watches?
Because there are clocks on stoves.

Q&A Joke 7:

Why do the call it PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken.

2 Women - A Man and the Grim Reaper Joke

The first woman joke on this site. Hope you like it!

2 women and a man are standing by a fast river when the Grim Reaper comes and says to them that either they cross the river or he kills them. The first woman dives in an drowns immedietly. The second woman jumps in and makes it half way across but drowns. The grim Reaper says to the man:

"Now what will you do?" The man says: "I'll go across the bridge."