Q&A Joke 1:
What do a carpet and a woman have in common?
If you lay them right the first time you can then walk all over them later.
Q&A Joke 2:
Want to hear a good joke?
Women's rights.
Q&A Joke 3:
Why did the woman cross the road?
It does not matter. Why was she out of the kitchen?
Q&A Joke 4:
Why can't a woman ski?
Because there is no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Q&A Joke 5:
How can you tell if the wife is dead?
The sex is absolutely the same but the dishes simply pile up.
Q&A Joke 6:
Why don't women need watches?
Because there are clocks on stoves.
Q&A Joke 7:
Why do the call it PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken.
What do a carpet and a woman have in common?
If you lay them right the first time you can then walk all over them later.
Q&A Joke 2:
Want to hear a good joke?
Women's rights.
Q&A Joke 3:
Why did the woman cross the road?
It does not matter. Why was she out of the kitchen?
Q&A Joke 4:
Why can't a woman ski?
Because there is no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Q&A Joke 5:
How can you tell if the wife is dead?
The sex is absolutely the same but the dishes simply pile up.
Q&A Joke 6:
Why don't women need watches?
Because there are clocks on stoves.
Q&A Joke 7:
Why do the call it PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken.
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