Some Funny Q and A Short Women Jokes

The following funny women jokes can be put in different categories but we will add them all at the same time. Hope you like them!

Q: what is the huge difference between a terrorist and a girl?

A: You can not negotiate with any woman.

Q: What is the difference between a gun and a girl?

A: You Can not put any silencer on the woman.

Q: Why is a man smarter than a woman?

A: Because he has 2 heads.

And the last funny woman joke at the moment is actually both a short joke and a sexist woman joke:

Q: Why Did God Always say that the man is better than the woman?

A: Because God found a big leakage in the body of the woman.

More Short Q and A funny women jokes

Q&A Short Woman Joke 1:

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it

Q&A Short Woman Joke 2:

Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

Q&A Short Woman Joke 2:

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Q&A Short Woman Joke 2:

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

Short Q&A Women Jokes

Q&A Joke 1:

What do a carpet and a woman have in common?
If you lay them right the first time you can then walk all over them later.

Q&A Joke 2:

Want to hear a good joke?
Women's rights.

Q&A Joke 3:

Why did the woman cross the road?
It does not matter. Why was she out of the kitchen?

Q&A Joke 4:

Why can't a woman ski?
Because there is no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Q&A Joke 5:

How can you tell if the wife is dead?
The sex is absolutely the same but the dishes simply pile up.

Q&A Joke 6:

Why don't women need watches?
Because there are clocks on stoves.

Q&A Joke 7:

Why do the call it PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken.