Monday, January 4, 2010

10 Reasons Why a Handgun is Better than a Woman

10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

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