How Much is a Woman's Brain Worth?

Be advised! This is a woman joke for the ladies.

A family went to a hospital, where one of their relatives would be having a brain transplant. One of the relatives asked, "What will the cost of a new brain be?" The doctor replied, "A female brain costs $25,000 and a male brain costs $50,000." The men smirked, but one of the females asked, "Why is that, doctor?" "Well," the doctor replied, "...the female brains must be marked down because they have been used before!"

The Farmer's Shotgun

We understand that this is not really a women joke but it was still funny so we had to put it on. Be careful what you say to some people, especially when they have a shotgun and they are asking your daughter out.

Did you hear the one about the overprotective farmer and his three daughters?

Whenever one of his daughters had a date, he would meet the young man at the door with a shotgun in his hand.

One night, all three daughters had dates. When the first date rang the bell, the farmer picked up his shotgun and answered the door. "Hi, I'm Eddie," said the boy, "I'm here for Betty, we're gonna get spaghetti."

The farmer didn't care much for poetry, but let his oldest daughter go out anyway.

A little bit later the doorbell rang again. The farmer grabbed his shotgun, opened the door, and the boy said "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show."

The farmer let his middle daughter out for the evening.

With only his youngest daughter left at home, the doorbell rang again. Shotgun in hand the farmer opened the door.

"Hi, I'm Chuck..." began the boy.

The farmer shot him.