How Much is a Woman's Brain Worth?

Be advised! This is a woman joke for the ladies.

A family went to a hospital, where one of their relatives would be having a brain transplant. One of the relatives asked, "What will the cost of a new brain be?" The doctor replied, "A female brain costs $25,000 and a male brain costs $50,000." The men smirked, but one of the females asked, "Why is that, doctor?" "Well," the doctor replied, "...the female brains must be marked down because they have been used before!"

Stupid Women Jokes - The Bet with the Blonde Woman

A redhead walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. She sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The redhead turns to the blonde and says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

The redhead placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to the redhead and said, "All is fair. Here is your money."

The redhead replies, "Honey, I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again"

Stupid Women Jokes - Why Choose the Cat?

A woman managed to save the life of a fairy. As a result that fairy promised the woman to grant her 3 wishes.

The first one was that she became beautiful and young again. The fairy immediately granted the wish.

The second one was that she became the richest in the world. The fairy immediately granted the wish.

The third one was that her cat was turned into a handsome man that loved her since the cat has been near her for a long time. The fairy immediately granted the wish.

Then the fairy left and the cat came near the woman. He said:

"Now I am sure that you are sorry that you neutered me!"